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Old 10-30-2008   #1
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Default Two Brooms

I posted this in the Election Thread, but I figured y'all might like it as well.

Two brooms were hanging in the closet, and after a while they got to know each other so well they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride-broom, the other the groom-broom.
The bride-broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom-broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom-broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself -- this is going to hurt!!!!!!

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

Oh for god sake...Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy...Even these silly...little cute...And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds to me like she's...been...sweeping around!!!

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haha hoho
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Who's been sweeping in my bed? LOL, this is too cute! TFS
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Good one.


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