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Old 08-13-2008   #11
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Had a laugh at the posts abv and thought I would post another. Enjoy.
Lots of funny video's on youtube - esp the onboard police cameras - just wish I knew how to link to them.
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Lets see what you make of these -
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Hahaha,

The guy with the sheep on the motorbike looks like it should be in New Zealand, Just kiddn (Its a long running joke here in Australia). I will have to post a few more in the next few days.

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Old 08-14-2008   #14
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Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical !

We've all had trouble with our animals,
but I don't think anyone can top this one:

Calling in sick to work makes me
uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the
feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying.

On one recent occasion, I had a valid
reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned
humiliating I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I
hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I
could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head.
The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes
to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no
problem.


Then one morning, I was taking my shower
after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the
kitchen.

"Honey! The garbage disposal is dead
again. Please come reset it."

"You know where the button is," I
protested through the shower pitter-patter
and steam. "Reset it yourself!"

"But I'm scared!" she persisted. "What
if it starts going and sucks me in?"

There was a meaningful pause and then,
"C'mon, it'll only take you a second."

So out I came, dripping wet and butt
naked, hoping that my silent outraged nudity would make a statement

about how I perceived her behaviour as extremely cowardly.

Sighing loudly, I squatted down and
stuck my head under the sink to find the button.
It is the last action I remember
performing.

It struck without warning, and without
any respect to my circumstances. No, it wasn't the hexed disposal,
drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, who
discovered the fascinating dangling objects she spied hanging between my
legs. She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I reached
under the sink. And, at the precise moment when I was most vulnerable,
she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her
needle-like claws. I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily
movements, blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full
weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region

Wild animals are sometimes faced with a
"fight or flight" syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the
"flight"
option. I know this from experience. I
was fleeing straight up into the air when the sink and cabinet bluntly
and forcefully impeded my ascent. The impact knocked me out cold.

When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics
stood over me.

Now there are not many things in this
life worse than finding oneself lying on the kitchen floor butt naked in
front of a group of "been-there, done-that"
paramedics. Even worse, having been
fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics were all snorting loudly as
they tried to conduct their work, all the while trying to suppress their
hysterical laughter......and not succeeding.

Somehow I lived through it all. A few
days later I finally made it back in to the office, where colleagues
tried to coax an explanation out of me about my head injury. I kept
silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about, which it was.

"What's the matter?" They all asked,
"Cat got your tongue?" If they only knew!

Why is it that only the women laugh at
this?

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Old 08-14-2008   #15
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Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Oon't disguise your voice

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask it they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy".

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, Skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell you friends you can't attend their party because you're not
in the mood.

16. Have your Co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won, I Won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".

20. And the final faw to keep a healthy level of insanity.........

E-Mail this to someone to make them smile
Its Called ........ Therapy
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LOL - these are so funny.

Here's one from me...

My husband and I have been married for 21 1/2 years - my dad, who is and always has been a big cut-up and such a hoot, gave me this when Jack and I got married - it's been on every refrigerator since then, and I still laugh when I see it.
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Old 08-14-2008   #17
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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello ? "

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

" Yes ," whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, " No ."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No ."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

" No, he's busy ", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

" A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter ."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...

" ME ."
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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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"Hello?"


"Hi honey.
This is Daddy.
Is Mummy near the phone?"


"No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul."


After a brief pause,


Daddy says,
"But honey,
you haven't got
an Uncle Paul."


"Oh yes I do,
and he's upstairs in the room
with Mummy,
right now."



Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then,
this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone
down on the table,

run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door
and shout to Mummy
that Daddy's car
just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy,
just a minute."


A few minutes later
the little girl comes back to the phone.


"I did it Daddy."


"And what happened honey?"


"Well, Mummy got all scared,
jumped out of bed
with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul?"


"He jumped out of the bed
with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know
that you took out the water
last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool
and I think he's dead."


***Long Pause***




***Longer Pause***




***Even Longer Pause***



Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool?



Is this
6228 5731...?"
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Two hunters were out hunting when one accidentally shoot the other. Not knowing what to do, he called 911.

911 - "What is the nature of your call?"

Hunter - "I accidentally shot my buddy while we were hunting. What should I do? He's not moving and I think he is dead."

911 - "First make sure whether your buddy is dead or not."

Silence

Bang

Hunter - "He's dead. Now what?"


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