Your Latest Joke or Funny Story

[Dave R.]

Here is one I came across the other day. Thought it worth sharing.

Three women, one engaged, one a mistress and one married 25 years, are having lunch and talking about their sex lives. They decide to try something and compare notes later. They all agree that they will wear black leather boots, black leather panties, black leather bras and a black leather mask and see how their lovers react.

A month later they get together again for lunch.

The engaged woman said she surprised her fiance by walking into the room while he was watching a football game. He was so turned on that he switched off the game and they made love all afternoon!


The mistress said she walked into her lovers office, closed the door behind her, slipped on the mask and opened her coat to reveal the other goodies. He too was thrilled and they made love all night!

The wife of 25 years said she took the afternoon off and was ready and waiting when her husband came home from work. He walked in, took one look at her and said....



























...."What's for dinner Batman!"

[Douglas]

One day there is a funeral. As they were wheeling the casket out, the person moving it sneezed. Before the man can grab it, the casket started rolling down the drive way. The man started to run after it. It rolled out of the driveway. The man was still chasing the casket. It started rolling down this incline. Faster and faster it started rolling down the street. Whizzing past traffic as it continued. Faster and faster it moved. It rolled through a red light, almost causing some accidents. Faster and faster it rolled. Finally it reached the bottom of the hill and smashed right through the front door of a pharmacy. It crashed through the aisles and smashed right into the druggist’s counter causing the person inside it to sit up and yell….

Wait for it….


Do you have anything that will stop this coffin?

[jollyg]

Sure, sure, I can always come up with a decent joke.


Cowboy comes into town after a hard cattle drive and heads to the bar for some R&R. A little later, a few of his buddies come along and seeing him already well crocked, decide to play a joke on him. They go out to his horse, turn his saddle around and tie the horse up backwards to the hitching rail, then take off, giggling like school boys.

Late that night the drunken cowpoke staggers into the bunkhouse looking all worn out and exhausted.

"What happened to you Clem?" one of his buddies asks, "You look like you been dragged home behind a buckboard."

Clem replies, "Awww, some wise ass pulled one on me while I was in the saloon. Cut my horse's head off and I had to lead him home with my finger in his throat."