Most Embarrasing Moments

[Gods Eyes]

Thought this would be fun.

I don't really remember any..

Emily, 11

PEACE OUT

[CI Photography]

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[Gods Eyes]

Originally Posted by CI Photography

* * * * * * * *OOOOOOK. You had to ask. I was out and about and found myself by a local clinic at which I had a small bill. Thought I would go in and pay it off. While standing in line, mother nature called, realy called, #2. I took off to find the head. when I spotted the sign on the wall, it was reset in the wall. Women's on the right, Mens on the left, you know where we're going now.* * Darn if I know how but you guessed it, to the right I went. Needles to say I was in a hurry* . I hit the second stall going in. Well here I sit, door to the rest room opens and I hear click click click. Thinking nothing of it, being I was in a clinic and men wearing dress shoes you know, they went down a few stalls further down from me. Couldn't see their feet when they went by as they were to close to the wall. Door opened again, click click click, this time they went in the stall next to me, set a purse down next to the wall between us, and I about busted a gut. I got tickeled, I thought this poor gal had to go so bad she done screwed up and went in the wrong head. Door opens again, click click click, but this time they walked close enough I could see their feet. OOOOOOH lord I knew who done screwed up then. Well here I am, a man, taking care of business, #2, surounded by the other half. I wanted to flush myself.* :-\ Well I tried to remember how many times the door opened, so to figure how many were in there with me. I counted the time the door opened and shut as they were leaving. Ok, time for my great escape. I jerked the door open to the stall and rounded the courner,* * and there she stood, little old lady doing something in the mirror, when she saw me in the mirrow, her eyes, her face, her color, if I only had my camera* . Now that I think about it, it may have been my face that looked so funny in the mirrow. It was so embarrasing, when I got out, I didn't even pay my bill. I walked fast to my truck and hauled.
* * * * * * * * Now I should get some Karma for telling that story.*
* * * * * * * * Lord I hope that never happens again!!!

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[CI Photography]

Now come on gang. :-\
I know you can add to this. Let's have some laughs.



Joe

[ellette]

Sorry, while my most embarrassing moment is REALLY and TRULY completely innocent, I don't want to explain why it is funny to an 11 year old, I'll wait till she's older.

Sara

[Paul Shields]

Originally Posted by ellette

Sorry, while my most embarrassing moment is REALLY and TRULY completely innocent, I don't want to explain why it is funny to an 11 year old, I'll wait till she's older.

Sara

Sara, that's not a problem - just PM everyone else

[ellette]

ROTFL...you know, I'm just not that desperate for everyone to know what has embarrassed me before. Imagine that!

Sara

Originally Posted by Paul

Sara, that's not a problem - just PM everyone else

[Gods Eyes]

SARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can handle it PLEASE tell me!!!!!!!!

i'll be 12 in october!!

PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP!!!!

You won't have to explain it!! i promise!!!!

-Em

[CyberPet]

I'm never embaressed.... *cough*

But I can tell you a fun story about a computer tech I know who thought this was a bit on the embaressing side:

OK, we call him Peter (his name is of course something else). Peter got called out to an office by a woman working in MS Word and she was having problems with some garbled text that showed up in the end of her documents after she had sent them to print.

Peter shows up at the office and asks the kind lady to show him how the problem occurs, and he sees the lady open up a Word document, choose print from the menu and then *rattle rattle* in the printer and the lady leans over to the printer to grab the paper. She then leans back (with paper in hand) and looks at the screen and see's some garbled text at the bottom of the document. "There, see! That happens ALL the time!" she says.

My friend Peter approached the printer, disconnected it, open it up, rattled around in it a bit, closed the lid and then lifted up the printer from the desk and moved it and the desk about 2 feet away and reconnedted the printer to her computer. Then he asked the lady to try again to print.

The lady did open up the same document again, she choose print in the menu and "rattle rattle" the printer spat out a paper. The lady stood up and walked over to the printer and then sat down by the computer with paper in hand and looked at the screen. "Oh, look! There's no garbled text anymore! What on earth was the matter? How did you fix it??"

My friend Peter studdered something about a magnetic field from the computer affecting the printer, so all he had to do was to move it away a bit from the computer, and that took care of the problem. The lady was happy and Peter left the office....

.... too fall down on the curb outside, almost dying of laughter.

The fact was, the lady was "well equipped" and her bossom were touching the keyboard when she was reaching to grab the paper, still sitting on her chair, since she sat so close to the printer. And the body parts that was "poking out" did a fine job at adding odd letters and characters to the end of her word documents.

My friend Peter just didn't have the heart to tell the lady why, so he made up that story about the magnetic field. I think it was cute anyway.

[CI Photography]

That's funny, but just in case someone don't like it and takes away a karma like they did me, I'll give you one first.




Joe