Fun With Dick and Jane

[cwhite]

Obscure, stupid, off the wall, nutty and downright undeserved unpredicted things that have happened to you since you can remember.


I'll start---

At age eleven my mother told me to change my clothes (summertime) as we were going shopping. I put on a sleeveless white buton up the front blouse that had just been ironed (we did that back then). Walked outside to get in the car and a bird flew over and his feces landed right in the middle of my clean white blouse (that had just been IRONED!)



Next?

[Morgan Starr]

At 11:30 pm I walked to the corner gas station to get some quarters to do my laundry. I told the gal behind the counter what I needed the quarters for and as she was counting them out she said (this was the end of her shift and she was somewhat tired and sleepy) "Do you want to do my clothes too?" And without thinking (I was tired too, and half asleep) I replied "Sure if you want to take off your clothes so that I can wash them." She looked at me and said "I walked into that didn't I?" I looked at her and said "Yeap."

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Next victim!

[Migsheep]

I lived in Venice, CA, one summer and a neighbor girl (quite attractive) wandered in...after a while she said she wanted to take a bath so I said 'go for it'. A few minutes later I walked into the bathroom (the door was open) and there she was stretched out totally naked in the tub.
I was 21 and a college student.
That was a great day....
Mig

[cwhite]

Yeah, baby!