Curious.....What is your favorite quote.

[cannockwolf]

heres my favourite quote:

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

[Ellbee99]

Originally Posted by cannockwolf

heres my favourite quote:

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

I've seen that before...very cool!

[Inked Photography]

You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?

[Morgan Starr]

I'm lost. If you find me, please detain me till I can get there to claim myself.

[00silvergt]

Originally Posted by Killjoy

"She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers... *four feet* above her covers. She barks, she drools, she claws!"


My turn.

"This dame was going for broke. Maybe I was her first New Yorker.
Anyway, nothing beats good old American know-how.
And I gave her the Stars and Stripes forever."

Great movie! Heavy Metal!

"Nibor, good nibor," also same side story from your quote: "Damn Illegal aliens."

Here's a new one:

"No. No. To get even? Even-Steven? I would have to kill you, go up to Nikki's room, kill her, then wait for your husband to come home, and kill him. That would be even, Vernita. That'd be about square. "

[00silvergt]

Originally Posted by Inked Photography

You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?

"Don't you ever talk about my friends! You don't know any of my friends. You don't look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends. So you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the Caribbean."

I'll use the same entry from above...LOL

[Morgan Starr]

Success is only as sweet as the smell of your own fart.

[Inked Photography]

I'm a fu**ing idiot 'cause I can't make a lamp?
No, you're a genius 'cause you can't make a lamp.
What do you know about trigonometry?
I could care less about trigonometry.
Bender, did you know without trigonometry there would be no engineering?
Without lamps there'd be no light.

[Killjoy]

Originally Posted by 00silvergt

"No. No. To get even? Even-Steven? I would have to kill you, go up to Nikki's room, kill her, then wait for your husband to come home, and kill him. That would be even, Vernita. That'd be about square. "

"Do you find me sadistic?"


And back to you....

"The monkey flips the switch"

[Ellbee99]

Success comes in "cans" failure comes in "can'ts"
No you always have (meaning if you don't ask or don't try you already have a no answer...what's the worsed that can happen...you get another, 'no.")

[00silvergt]

Originally Posted by Killjoy

"Do you find me sadistic?"


And back to you....

"The monkey flips the switch"

"Am I interrupting something? No really, I think you two should go ahead and slug it out. I mean, here we are on an alien world and you boys want to get into a pissing contest? Please, go for it. I'll have Judy down here in a heartbeat to declare you both unfit, and I'll take over this mission. Now I don't want to hear another word from either of you, is that clear?"

One to make things nice:

" You really think you can fly that thing?
You really think you can do all that bullsh*t you just said?"

[Killjoy]

Originally Posted by 00silvergt

" You really think you can fly that thing?
You really think you can do all that bullsh*t you just said?"

"On a, uh, personal note sir, I'd just like to add, uh, that ever since I was kidnapped by aliens ten years ago, I've been dyin' for some payback. Just want you know that, uh, I won't let you down."

And to keep it on a civil tone.....

"You oughta see my new mind.

Up there in lights.
Bigger than his now."

[00silvergt]

Originally Posted by Killjoy

"On a, uh, personal note sir, I'd just like to add, uh, that ever since I was kidnapped by aliens ten years ago, I've been dyin' for some payback. Just want you know that, uh, I won't let you down."

And to keep it on a civil tone.....

"You oughta see my new mind.

Up there in lights.
Bigger than his now."

"No survival suits will be required upon landing."

Since we are in the subject of civility:

"First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever's sleeping is your man. You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down."

[Killjoy]

Originally Posted by 00silvergt

"First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever's sleeping is your man. You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down."

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone."



"He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife."