It seems to me that this lens is causing you alot of stress, which can lead to high blood-pressure, which can lead to a heart-attack or a stroke, which can lead to death.
I suggest that you send this lens to me as a gift, and by doing so, it might save your life.
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Just in-case:
Dann Fassnacht
708 North L Street Apt. 2
Aberdeen, WA 98520