Dear Emile,
I am sending you this postcard of a scratch & sniff Le fromage. Try not to eat it, it's just for smelling, but knowing you as I do, Emile, that would be impossible for you. And don't let dad see you with it, as you know he does not want me to be associating with humans.
Love, Remy
PS Next week I will send you a postcard of La fraise.